Don't you hate giving people gifts? First, there's that apprehension as they fondle the paper. Then the forced grin as they give it a "comedy" shake (not too hard, in case it's a diamond-encrusted tiara). And before long, the wrapping paper lies shredded on the carpet. Alongside their diamond-encrusted hopes and dreams.
Introducing Crapping Paper™
- the wrapping paper that ruins the surprise! Download and print one of our Classic Crapping Papers™
or create your own using our handy Crapping Paper™ Generator
. And say goodbye to awkward smiles and thankless platitudes forever.
Crapping Paper™ for the most classic of Christmas gifts. From books to socks to those really rubbish mini-deoderant sets you only buy people because they're a bit smelly. We've got the classics covered, but if you can't find what you're looking for, why not head down to the Crapping Paper™ Generator
Chosen a classic? Click the one you want to download the PDF and print it out (at work, not at home silly). Et voila! It's Christmas with all the crappings!
Gone and found something different? Not to worry! The patent-pending Crapping Paper™ Generator is here to save the day.
So what are you giving them? Sausages? A taxidermy hamster? Some pants? A Secret Santa gift you didn't want? Plutonium? A puppy? The treasure of the Sierra Madre? A Justin Bieber calendar? A Justin Bieber loofer? Justin Bieber? Whatever random piece of shit you’ve discovered, there's now a Crapping Paper™ to fit. Get crapping, crappers!