Don't you hate giving people gifts? First, there's that apprehension as they fondle the paper. Then the forced grin as they give it a "comedy" shake (not too hard, in case it's a diamond-encrusted tiara). And before long, the wrapping paper lies shredded on the carpet. Alongside their diamond-encrusted hopes and dreams.

Introducing Crapping Paper™ - the wrapping paper that ruins the surprise! Download and print one of our Classic Crapping Papers™ or create your own using our handy Crapping Paper™ Generator. And say goodbye to awkward smiles and thankless platitudes forever.

Crapping Paper™ for the most classic of Christmas gifts. From books to socks to those really rubbish mini-deoderant sets you only buy people because they're a bit smelly. We've got the classics covered, but if you can't find what you're looking for, why not head down to the Crapping Paper™ Generator?

Chosen a classic? Click the one you want to download the PDF and print it out (at work, not at home silly). Et voila! It's Christmas with all the crappings!

We're not at all sure why you'd want to, but you can tweet us if you'd like. You can even leave a comment below if you're so inclined. You weirdo.

Why not tell us what you wrapped in Crapping Paper™. Or what you created using the Generator. Or what your Uncle Tony thought of it. Or like, whatever...